Wednesday, July 26, 2006

*MOJO* - BOS @ OAK - Cryptozoology Day 3

Beware the long arms of the Kraken. The giant octopus snakes its tentacles, snaring any would be hits it its suction cups. There isn't a line drive or deep fly that is immune to it's tremendous range. With the Kraken as your Centerfielder, pitchers have their jobs made easy, with the Kraken taking care of the space from foul pole to foul pole, as well as 50 feet above the outfield wall, allowing the team to play 6 infielders. Doubles have been made a thing of the past.

Or at least they would be, if the Kraken were real. Which it isn't, which is excellent news for "Mr. Double".


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