*MOJO* - BOS @ TOR - Reality TV Day 5
The Red Sox travel north of the f@$#ing border to take on Roy Halladay and the motherf@$#ing Blue Jays. Halladay has regained his Cy Young form of late, while Clement has been looking like a &@$% of @*$%@. For those who are ready to write this game off, Ozzy has a few choice words for you.
Listen you farghfin mumblejobs! There is no glargpvn rustifp way that the bostargble red [incoherent] and he'll hit it so f@*$(% far that when it lands it far- [incoherent] with banana sauce! Sharon!
... thanks Ozzy.
[ed note: this would have been for Day 4, but it takes a little while for Ozzy to get anywhere these days]