Tuesday, May 09, 2006

*MOJO* - BOS @ NYY - Ninjas Day 5

Ninja mojo storms in to the House that Ruth Built, which, truth be told, may be more dangerous to his legacy than beer, prostitutes, Barry Bonds and steroids put together (sounds like next week's Bonds on Bonds promo). When ninjas come to your town, don't expect a quaint house warming gift.

With Beckett set to return to Yankee Stadium for the first time since the clinching Game 6 of the 2003 World Series, the threat of rain looms over the park. While some may worry that this will impede the Red Sox' chances of making it 5 wins in a row, they do not realize the ninja's decided advantage in wet environments.

It will take more than a few raindrops to stop the Red Sox from winning. A complete wash out of the park won't be enough to stop them, nor will Randy Johnson, who has been looking more and more washed up lately. They could move the park to the middle of New York Harbor, and it won't even slow the ninja mojo down.

The power of the ninja will push the Red Sox to continue their winning ways.


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