Saturday, April 22, 2006

*MOJO* - BOS @ TOR - Espionage Day 1

We've got problems here in mojo world. Yesterday's attempt to unlesah some firepower worked pretty darn well, with the Red Sox hitting 4 home runs, including Jason Varitek's first, Manny and Ortiz going back-to-back, AND Manny hitting another home run for his first two of the year. Easy coasting to the win after that, right?

But wait, the Blue Jays hit 4 home runs as well, including 2 by Vernon Wells. How could this be? The unthinkable has happened: someone is trying to steal our mojo!

It seems those dastardly foes from the north are attempting to usurp our mojo for their own purposes! There's only one hope of saving mojo: revert to emergency encrypted mojo while we look for enemy spies.

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