Monday, September 19, 2005

**MOJO** - Pirate Day 1

Ahoy! Prepare to be boarded!

Arrr, it be pirate mojo today, mateys, as all the lubbers crawl out to join in t' fun o' today's holiday: International Talk Like A Pirate Day. This be my kind o' day!

The Sox set sail today fer the coast of Tampa Bay, for treasure, o' course!

Let's see what these directions be? Begin where ye see two rectangles, turn east and walk 90 paces. Turn north and go another 90 paces. Turn to t' west, and walk another 90 paces. Finally, ye be turning to t' south and walkin' 90 paces. Yer treasure lies beneath a marker shaped like a house. Find t' marker, matey, and ye will be greatly rewarded with some booty.

And I know how ye like bonus mojo, so here be bonus bad pirate jokes (courtesy of Capt. Bloodgulch Roache).

Q: What is a pirate's favorite country?
A: ARRRRRRRRgentina.

Q: Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

Q: What is a pitate's favorite aspect of computational linguistics?
A: PARRRRRRRRsing sentences.

Q: How does a pirate find out when he's going to be attacked?
A: He watches Sea-Span.

Q: Why are pirates so mean?

Q: Who is a pirate's favorite slugger on the Red Sox?
A: David Ortiz (these days, even pirates have a hard time loving Kevin MillARRRRRRRRRR)

Avast, ye filthy bilge rats, get yerself some grog and talk like a pirate fer mojo's sake, or it be t' plank fer you!


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