Tuesday, September 06, 2005

**MOJO** - Breakfast Cereals Day 3

With the unspectacular return of Cameo Mojo gone, the breakfast cereals return to try and get the Red Sox winning again.

With that in mind, we turn to our new breakfast cereal, chosen not for it's nutritional value (which is very good), or for its taste (which is even better), but for it's benefits for one's heart. And as some may know (like Coach Jimmy McGinty of the Washington Sentinels) "heart" is the most important thing you can bring onto the field.

Cheerios are great start to your day, as well as nice snack any time. Those lots of little O's are satisfying no matter when you eat them. And if the Sox want a satisfying win today, it will take lots of little "O"s of there own, stringing together some hits to start plating runs.

For Wakefield to shut down a very dangerous offense, he will need a little more than plain cheerios, however. Something a little sweeter, and maybe with a little sting to them. Thankfully, we don't have to look far.

With a little help from that cartoon bee, Wake's knuckleball will be sweet enough to make the Angels of Los Angeles (of Anaheim) to say "awww, nuts", a la Lenny Leonard.

Now I'm going to go do my part and enjoy a large bowl of cheerios myself.


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