Saturday, September 03, 2005

**MOJO** - Breakfast Cereals Day 1

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and what breakfast is complete without a nice big bowl of breakfast cereal. Sometimes a bowl of your favorite cereal is just what is needed to start you off right, and with the early inning troubles the Red Sox have had lately, it may be the trick to getting them to start off on the correct foot.

And what cereal better to bring good mojo than Lucky Charms.

Lucky charms contain lots of individual parts to make it such a tasty way to start your morning, and each piece brings its own little something to the table.

Orange Stars: For the Sox' resident stars to shine their brightest.
Yellow Moons: For Clement. May he get plenty of inadvertent moonings from the Oriole hitters as he watches them turn around and walk back to the dugout from the batters box.
Blue Diamonds: For the bullpen, so they can come in late and, as Vince Vaughn said in Swingers, be so money you don't even know it.
Green Clovers: For Sox hits to hit the green of the walls or the grass instead the brown or black of a fielder's mitt.
Red Balloons: For lifting up your teammates when they need the help.
Pink Hearts: Simple, for playing your hearts out and winning one like you mean it.
Colorful Rainbows: For big rainbow shots off the Sox' bats to arch through the air and reach the seats (the seats in FAIR territory, Millar).
Little Boring Cereal Pieces: Ah, but without the little boring pieces, you have no cereal, just marshmallows in milk. This is for all the little fundamental things and making all the easy plays look easy, because without them you certainly won't have a win.

Eat up boys, you'll need it to be big and strong and to beat those pesky Orioles.


Anonymous Empyreal said...

They're magically delicious!

7:39 PM, September 03, 2005  

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