Wednesday, August 24, 2005

**MOJO** - Wrestling Stars of the 1980's Day 3

AT-TEN-HUT! Listen up maggots! My job is to whip you into shape, and I mean whip! There's only two ways out of my command, on your feet like a man, or in a ditty bag. An itty-bitty ditty bag! GOT IT?

When the Sox are through with the Royals, scuzzbucket, you'll have to scrape them off the walls with a squeegee. Sgt. Slaughter mojo has arrived, so you better be at attention, Private. Sgt. Slaughter was once quoted as saying: "It's time you learned we're a team. We all go home or nobody goes home." You know what that means: the Sox are batting around against DJ Carrasco today.

So honor Sgt. Slaughter mojo today by waiving your flag and breaking into the classic chant: U-S-A! U-S-A!

And that's an order!


Anonymous LooiesWindup said...

Bill Cowher is doing Red Sox Mojo? :D

12:52 PM, August 24, 2005  

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