Monday, August 15, 2005

**MOJO** - Tools Day 1

When confronted with a rainout, I questioned how should mojo go forth? Then naturally then resolution came to me, Cameo mojo is suspended until the White Sox game is made up, when it will make it's triumphant return.

As for now, the Sox need something useful to get the road trip started, as it will be their longest of the season. And what utensil is more useful than the spoon?



Spoon's contribute so much to society. Without them, both pudding AND yogurt would be rendered nearly useless. And they provide an easy prop to amaze both family and friends:



Try that one next time you'd like to impress the ladies. Spoon's also have become known also as a way of spending time with those you love:


(Hey, this is family mojo... well, not really, Empy took care of that with "Sandwich mojo"... I just really like that picture.)

Not to mention that the spoon, or say, the absence of said spoon, can provide inspiration that may alter your entire perception on reality and your own role in it.



So let's see Bronson dish out some sweet justice to the Tigers with another win. Let's not forget the gem thrown by our favorite corn rowed pitcher last time he went to spacious Comerica Park. Oh, and for those of you who think that "spoon" makes for a lousy rallying cry, there is a certain big blue guy who wishes to have words with you:



Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm *this* close to learning to play "Dirty Water" on the spoons.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note the 'non-family definition' of 'spoon' ala:

http://magazines.ivillage.com/redbook/print/0,,294906,00.html
LW

4:50 PM, August 15, 2005  

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