Thursday, August 04, 2005

**MOJO** - Sandwich Day 8

The Red Sox of late have proven to be a tough bunch. Matt Clement is making his return after headbutting a line drive into left field. Manny is still feeling the affects of that Renteria clothesline in short left yesterday, just as Renteria's hand still hurts from bouncing off Manny's face. So in honor of the Red Sox fighting spirit, today's sandwich is one that won't go out without a fight: sausage.

Fenway Park is one of the best places around to get sausages. In fact, they are so good, they've even spawned their own G-list celebrity. I'm surprised the Sausage Guy hasn't started dating Tara Reid yet, frankly.

So, just as the hearty sausage can give heartburn to those ill prepared, may the Sox burn the Royals with some spicy offense today. Because as has been well documented, you must have flavor, and the Royals have no flavor.

In a Mojo related news break, I'll be going away for a couple of days to the barren north of New Hampshire where "the internet" is as foreign as "indoor plumbing", "proper hygiene", and "not making out with your cousin". But there is no need to fear, for my wonderful cohort in all things Mojo, Ms. Pine Tar Helmet will be filling in during my absence. You will not need to go a single game without some mojo to help the Sox along.


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