Friday, July 01, 2005

**MOJO** - Secondary Simpsons Characters Day 2

"Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continues... AAY!"

Break out the your mirror balls and afro picks, its time for a little Disco Stu mojo. The Blue Jays are rolling into town, but they can't hope to hang with the funkiest team around. The Sox love the night life, and just gots to boogie, so watch for them doing the hustle across the base paths tonight. Matt Clement will be pitching deep into this one, while the bullpen will be singing their anthem, "I Will Survive".

If I may steal a page from Chris Berman's playbook, I have a feeling Mark "Ring My" Bellhorn will be particularly inspired by the spirit of Disco Stu. After all, Bellhorn tends to be one of the more quiet members of the Red Sox, and as we all know: "Disco Stu doesn't advertise".

The Sox will be facing Ted Lilly, a lefty who has a history with the Sox. However, he will have difficulty overcoming the powerful Red Sox offense today. A trouble which can easily characterized by one simple statement.

"Disco Stu likes disco music."


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