Sunday, June 26, 2005

**MOJO** - Come-uppance Day 7

Harry Ellis: Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

Is there a worse kind of person than the yuppie? I don't think that there is. Harry Ellis, for those who don't remember, is one of the hostages from the movie Die Hard with Bruce Willis. Like most 1980s business men, he felt he was the smartest guy in the room, and he did a ton of blow. And naturally, your normal jetsetting cokehead doesn't have time to waste being held captive by German terrorists, so he feels it is in his best interest to negotioate his own way out of his dilemma.

And then he got shot right in the freakin' face.

The Phillies are now reeling, trying to avoid the sweep, and it is up to Brett Myers to get them out of this jam. They need this win, and will do anything in their power to get it.

Here's hoping they too get shot right in the freakin' face for their trouble.

It's Die Hard mojo today: so Yippee-Ki-Yay Mother******! If you would like to participate in today's mojo from home, spend your entire day using action movie tough guy puns.

"Ice to see you!"


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