Friday, June 24, 2005

**MOJO** - Come-uppance Day 5

The Iceland Coach: Team USA's going down, that's where your going.



People complain about Philly fans in the national media pretty regularly. They boo too often, they’re mean tempered, they are so disorderly that they needed to install an entire justice system beneath the Vet. I’ll take Philly fans any day over those jerks from Iceland. The above heckle is delivered while Team USA is being recognized at the Junior Goodwill Games. Key word being “Goodwill”. Is that seriously necessary? They are booing and heckling a Team of kids at the JUNIOR GOODWILL GAMES. That’s like the dad picking fights at his son’s Little League game times a Million!

The entire country of Iceland is getting comeuppance today, and the city of Philadelphia will unfortunately be caught in the crossfire.

It’s a duo of knucklers for comeuppance mojo today, the knuckleball of Tim Wakefield and the knucklepuck of Russ Tyler (so capably played by Kenan Thompsom of Good Burger fame). Of course, Iceland realized the knuckler is impossible to beat, so they settled for whaling on Russ so he couldn’t get off a shot. But the Ducks were to smart for them, and they snuck Russ on to the ice in goalie Goldberg’s jersey to trick the jerks of Team Iceland into dropping their guard, and succeeding in scoring a knucklegoal.

Therefore, should Wakefield be having trouble today, I would like to see him switch jerseys with Mirabelli, thus confusing the Philly hitters and racking up the Ks. Hey… it worked for David Wells, why not Wakes?



If you’d like to participate from home in today’s mojo, say it with me:

quack, quack, Quack, Quack, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!

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