Tuesday, June 21, 2005

**MOJO** - Come-uppance Day 3

You're stewed, buttwad!

Damn that big bully Chet. Young Wyatt can rarely escape the wrath of his psychopathic older brother. That is, of course, until he manages to create a magical Kelly LeBrock with his home computer (ah, the days when computers were the stuff of magic and legend, to be feared by all those except the truly nerdy).

What would years of taunting, abuse and other hooliganism get the overbearing Chet? Naturally, his fate was to become the walking, talking embodiment of some Phillies fans nickname for tonight’s starter, Kevin Millwood.

So here’s to Arroyo being watched over tonight by a magical Kelly LeBrock (or Vanessa Angel for the under 20 rooters), and the Sox rolling to another win. If you want to help participate in tonight’s mojo, be sure to wear a bra on your head for tonight’s game… it couldn’t hurt.


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