Monday, March 28, 2005

God of War

I was all set to upload a whole bunch of articles... then I got my hands on a copy of God of War. This is one of the best games I've played in a long time. Ripping through untold hordes of mythical creatures, in horrific graphic detail, brings me untold amounts of happiness. Whether it's slaying hydra hundreds of times my size, stabbing cyclops in the eye with my Blade of Chaos, or simply ripping minions in two with my bare hands, this game continues to dispense heaping amounts of joy. It is difficult to find the words to aptly describe the pleasure to be found in grabbing a harpy out of mid air, holding it by the arms and stomping on its torso, effectively tearing each of its wings off in one swift movement. I've done it at least a hundred times, and I'm still not tired of it.

And plopped right on top of all this senselessly brutal killing, there is also gratuitous female nudity to keep me entertained. Whether it's the random demi-god groupies or the Oracle of Athens, about half the female characters are topless... for no real reason. They could just as easily be wearing clothes, it's not as if being able to see their nipples is an essential plot point. This game is great on its own, uncensored digital boobies is simply an added bonus. It would be like winning a mansion, and then finding oil in the back yard.

I'd say I'd post more later, or even finish the stuff that's all ready half written, but I've got to get back to this game. Athens is depending on me.

-Hawaii out

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