Monday, August 02, 2004

oh like you've never been lazy before

So it's been a while since I put up a post. I have my reasons. Chief among them laziness and disiterest. You know, there are plenty of other ways that you can spend your time that aren't bugging me about not posting in months. For example:

· You could take up a hobby, like base-jumping off of national landmarks, or collecting pictures of ugly people .
· You can answer the age old question: which is more addictive to children? Chocolate or crack rocks?
· You could get a bunch of dolls, and utilize the gift of your imagination. For example, you could dress them up like your ex-girlfriends. And then get into huge arguments with your doll/girlfriends that leave you in tears. Then one day you could come home from work early and find your faux-girlfriend in bed with your GI Joes. And then won't you feel good backing your car up over them several times. I know I did.
· You could be like Kim Tooker and post things on the internet under fictitious identities.
· You could experience total conciousness. I hear its nice.
· Seriously, you are all ready on the internet. Do you have any idea how much porn there is on the internet? I'll give you a hint: it's a lot.
· If none of this interests you, there is something else you could do: blow me.

--Hawaii out


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