I like monkeys
Yeah, so this is what happens when people get too bored for their own good. I'd feel worse if you weren't wasting your own time bothering to read it. I'll try to at least be entertaining, although I'm sure the internet needs more people posting various inane claptrap and what have you. Of course, I know what I don't want to post much more than what I do. Prizes will be awarded for useful suggestions.