Monday, June 30, 2003

I like monkeys

Birthday time is coming, and I want one thing more than anything else. A pet monkey. And not a little one, but a big chimp. One that likes beer. I would name him Reginald, and would train him to punch anyone in the balls who said he had a stupid name. We could toss on the quad between class, I'll bet he'd be smart enough to learn hammers. The Ultimate team could sub him in for Tarek when noone is looking. He could even wear a bowtie to parties. If only I had friends who were cool enough to hook that up. God, I hate all my friends.

--Hawaii out

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